It is certain
It is decidedly so
Without a doubt
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
As I see it
Yes
Yep
Yeah
Y E S
No
N O
Nope
Never
Maybe
Mayhaps
Maybe later
Probably
Probably not
Most likely
Most definitely
Certainly
Absolutely
Absolutely not
Obviously
Of course
Surely
Positively
Totally
Go for it
Go ahead
Proceed
Proceed with caution
Abort mission
All systems go
Green means go
Red means stop
It's a green light
It's a red light
Outlook good
Outlook fair
Outlook hazy
Outlook uncertain
Outlook bleak
Signs point to yes
Signs point to no
My sources say yes
My sources say no
The stars say yes
The stars say no
The odds are in your favor
The odds are against you
Time will tell
Ask again later
Try again later
I can't say
It's unclear
Too close to call
It's a toss-up
Fifty-fifty
Could be
Perhaps
Possibly
Depends
Don't count on it
Count on it
No doubt
Without question
Indubitably
Unquestionably
Affirmative
Negative
A-okay
You bet
Sure thing
By all means
That's a yes
That's a no
Not happening
Not a chance
No chance whatsoever
Fat chance
Over my dead body
Hard pass
No sir
No ma'am
I wouldn't count on it
Doubtful
Very doubtful
Highly unlikely
Highly likely
Looking good
Looking bad
Looking promising
Looking grim
You'll see
We'll see
Not today
Maybe tomorrow
Try your luck elsewhere
Better luck next time
What were you even thinking? NO
Why do you ever try this?
Are you mad? NO
Seriously? No
Seriously? Yes
What, really? YES
You already know the answer
Deep down, you know
Trust your instincts
Trust me on this one
Take the risk
Don't risk it
Flip a coin instead
Roll a dice
The universe approves
The universe objects
The prophecy says yes
The prophecy says no
The oracle nods
The oracle laughs
The oracle refuses to answer
The spirits are silent
The spirits approve
The spirits strongly disagree
Destiny says yes
Destiny says no
Fortune smiles upon you
Fortune has left the chat
Luck is on your side
Luck is not on your side
Your chances are excellent
Your chances aren't great
Your odds are improving
Your odds are terrible
It would be wise
It would be unwise
I'd do it
I wouldn't
I'd wait
Now is the time
Now is not the time
Send it
Don't send it
Commit
Abort
Mission accepted
Mission failed before it began
Error 404: Yes not found
404: Confidence not found
The answer is loading...
The void says yes
The void says no
The void refuses to elaborate
Computer says yes
Computer says no
Skill issue
Git blame says no
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Kernel panic
rm -rf your expectations
sudo says no
Permission denied
Access granted
Access denied
Certified yes
Certified no
This is the way
This ain't it, chief
Based
Cringe
Do it for science
Do not do it for science
Even Discord can't decide
Relaxy! approves
Relaxy! strongly disagrees
Ask your cat instead
Ask your dog instead
Touch grass first
Go drink some water, then ask again
Not even slightly
100%
0%
99.9%
1%
Only if you're lucky
Only in another timeline
In your dreams
Dream bigger
Believe harder
Nice try.
Good luck. You're going to need it
Congratulations, it's a yes
Congratulations, absolutely not